The Republic of Tea Loving Britches is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, democratic population of 456 million Tea Loving Britchesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earl Grey. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The strong Tea Loving Britchesian economy, worth 25.0 trillion Liptons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,840 Liptons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Tea Loving Britches's national animal is the Chai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tea Loving Britches is ranked 203,533^rd in the world and 302^nd in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.